V for Valentines

Yes it's here again , that beautiful wondrous day where wallets come out and swag fills up restaurants , cologne, new clothes
and lets not forget the credit cards, chocolates ,flowers, how big are you going this year . Are you gonna be be with the one you love or
you will be loving the one your with ?

The excitement has dulled down, no one thinks the day is cool anymore , it's just one more day that she gets everything she wants
and ya that's that. I'm not really looking forward to the day personally , I'm gonna hide out at my flat , social media will be assaulted
with all the valentines this and that .
Thinking my chances of scoring a hot girl within the next few days are very high , very high might as well take advantage of this
most loving day of the year , interesting thing to know would be the world-wide stats on violence against woman and children comparing
this day to other holidays , are we less violent on days such as these ?


Question of jealousy may come out , a few tips to survive valentines for all those naughty people

1 Switch off your phone once you meet up with your partner
2 Plan ahead and avoid local places , for when you meet the other person in your life
3 Always bring extra cash just in case
4 Find a dark corner in a restaurant and relax
5 Inform the others you're not gonna be available so they should not try contact you
6 Since it's on a Friday don't drink and drive rather go out for dinner and buy some drinks for later
7 This is a great time to get out of the friend zone , show intention
8 No chatting Allowed going back to point 1 , phone not on silent but OFF!!!