Ok first thing first , something I truly believe : If a man doesnt work he shouldnt eat .
I don't mean work as in a "job"
I mean lazy , mama boys kinda man who are slobs and live of other family members and their precious parents. Man who don't even wash their own underwear , Man who don't even raise their own children . We all know them right , This guy doesnt even work but wears the best clothes and is always on the road driving to somewhere , ok let me stop ranting and get back to my December Survival Guide .
Lets break down some rules of engagement
1 He who doesn't buy alcohol does not drink "too much"
2 He who does not help with making the fire does not eat ( we must all take turns its a long holiday)
3 He who says he doesn't like standing next to the fire because he just took a bath will eat at his moms house
4 He who wants meat must " buy meat " and contribute towards the buying of meat
5 He who is drunk must go sleep in the car and stop making a fuss and causing trouble
6 He who comes with a girl must make sure she has her own drinks
7 He who does not have money may not bring his cousins and friends to a chillas
8 He who did not buy alcohol shall drink what is in the cooler box and not bitch that he only drinks certain brands
9 He who needs a lift must ask and not make assumptions
10 When its time to go home do like wise and get in the car let us go
11 When at a petrol station the passenger must try and pop out something (unless if we are very close friends lol )
12 He who needs to go pick up a girl in the next location must do something for the petrol tank
13 He who feels like throwing up must tell the driver and have the car stopped, step outside and relieve himself
14 He who asks to put a six in the cooler bag, when his six is finished must stop drinking or go and buy some more beverages
15 He who has money has first choice when it comes to the ladies
16 When it comes to mixing brandy/jin/vodka please do so evenly no more than double shots at a time (especially if you didn't buy )
17 When buying alcohol please do not stay in the car or pretend to be going to take a piss or getting a random phone call
18 When the driver is too drunk and insist on driving , as a passenger you have two options . First just get in the car and hope for the best, Second get another lift home (but don't let him be aware that you're scared to drive with him)
19 Passenger etiquette, Ask the driver before you change the music
20 Passenger etiquette , When your phone battery dies, do not walk too far from the car ( uta siyiwa , you will get left behind )
21 Passenger etiquette , If you get another lift or have to leave immediately please inform the driver so he doesn't have to wait around for you in the middle of the night
22 Passenger etiquette , When drunk try not to tell the driver how to drive
23 Passenger etiquette , You are not a GPS so please unless asked for directions do not behave like one
24 Passenger etiquette , Try keep it clean , when you leave those cans and bottles on the floor you will find them in the same position the next day
25 Passenger etiquette , If you don't pay for a car instalment you do not have the right to bonk a lady at the back sit so keep your pants on
In all fairness lets just respect each other and have a great December Holiday and a Happy New Year.
Do unto others as you would have done to you.
